Rora: Abu-sama (with a sigh?) marry meeee~ (2 more sighs?)<br>
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Absalom: Hm? ….hey, stop layin’ around, Captain John! The public is crying out to you!!
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Absalom: gyaaaaa Rora!! bitch, hurry up and go fight!! I’m the commander!<br>
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ジョン「アイアイ・・・行くよォフヘへ！！！」
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Rora: Then, marry me!!<br>
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John: aye aye… Here I go, fuhehe!!
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Absalom: Why!? Stop fuckin’ around!! I’m a human!! Human girls can have babies… think about it Rora!! You are (this is really confusing) a warty boar!! ..and you’re a zombie… You’re dead and rotting!<br>
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アブサロム「・・・ったくしょうがねェ奴らだ」
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Rora: Ah! (She points her finger over there. Absalom looks over there)<br>
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Absalom: …seriously, that guy…
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There’s a marriage table, Rora grabs Absalom’s arm and uses his finger as a brush (basically)<br>
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ローラ「アブ様（はぁと）結婚して―――っ（はぁと×2）
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Rora: Oh Holy Night!!<br>
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Rora: Abu-sama (with a sigh?) marry meeee~ (2 more sighs?)
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Absalom: Whoaaaa let me go!!!!<br>
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アブサロム「ギャ～～～～ローラ！！！てめェ、さっさと戦いに出ろ！！おいらは指揮官だぞ！！ ！」
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Absalom: ahh…. ahh… that’s an awful imitation… why do you think you can write my seal on the registration by yourself!!!<br>
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Absalom: gyaaaaa Rora!! bitch, hurry up and go fight!! I’m the commander!
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Rora: I love Absalom when he lends me his finger!! oof!!<br>
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ローラ「じゃ、結婚して！！！」
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Rora moves to take his finger, but Absalom dodges<br>
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Rora: Then, marry me!!
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Absalom: whoa! I’ve got no interested in being possessed for my whole life by a dead animal!!<br>
It’s a kiss attack. Absalom is on the defensive<br>
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Absalom: Why!? Stop fuckin’ around!! I’m a human!! Human girls can have babies… think about it Rora!! You are (this is really confusing) a warty boar!! ..and you’re a zombie… You’re dead and rotting!
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Absalom: Wait!! Rora, listen to me, bitch!! I’m… already betrothed to another woman!! She’s a strong willed, weak woman – out there among the living<br>
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ローラ「あ！」（あっちへ指指す。アブもあっち向く）
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Rora: fufun!! It doesn’t matter what you say now<br>
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Rora: Ah! (She points her finger over there. Absalom looks over there)
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Absalom: Look at this, asshole!! (Shows her a picture of Nami) It’s one of the pirates currently on the island… a beautiful bride befitting me!! Your curse ends here!!<br>
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婚姻届をテーブルに置きアブサロムの腕を掴み筆でアブサロムの指を塗る
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Rora: We can’t have that. I’ll just erase that woman!!!<br>
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There’s a marriage table, Rora grabs Absalom’s arm and uses his finger as a brush (basically)
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Rora makes a dash for it, with Absalom following<br>
Absalom: ahh…. ahh… that’s an awful imitation… why do you think you can write my seal on the registration by yourself!!!
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ローラ「指よこせやアブサロム好き！！！ウフッ！！！」
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Rora: I love Absalom when he lends me his finger!! oof!!
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指を取ろうとするローラ、かわすアブサロム
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Rora moves to take his finger, but Absalom dodges
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アブサロム「ウオ！！死んだ動物に一生取り憑かれる気はねェっ！！！」
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Absalom: whoa! I’ve got no interested in being possessed for my whole life by a dead animal!!
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ローラ「花嫁武術！！！誓いのＫｉｓｓ！！！」
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Rora: Bride Martial Arts!! BETROTHAL KISS!!!
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今度はキス攻撃。防戦一方のアブサロム
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It’s a kiss attack. Absalom is on the defensive
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アブサロム「待て！！ローラ、よく聞けてめェ！！！おいらはな・・・！！もうすでに
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おいらの花嫁となる女を決めてあるんだ！！気が強そうだがどこか品のあるか弱い人 間の生身の女 ！！」
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Absalom: Wait!! Rora, listen to me, bitch!! I’m… already betrothed to another woman!! She’s a strong willed, weak woman – out there among the living
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ローラ「フフン！！またどうせダメになるわ」
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Rora: fufun!! It doesn’t matter what you say now
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アブサロム「ばかめ見ろ！！！（ナミの写真を見せる）
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この島に入った海賊の一人・・・美しくおいらの花嫁にふさわしい！！貴様の呪縛も ここまでだ・ ・・」
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Absalom: Look at this, asshole!! (Shows her a picture of Nami) It’s one of the pirates currently on the island… a beautiful bride befitting me!! Your curse ends here!!
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ローラ「そうはいかないわ、その女消してやるわい！！！」
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Rora: We can’t have that. I’ll just erase that woman!!!
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ダッシュするローラ、追いかけるアブサロム
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Rora makes a dash for it, with Absalom following
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アブサロム「やめろ！！！待ちやがれローラァア」
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Absalom: Cut it out!! Waiiiit Roraaaa
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舞台変わってペローナ
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The scene changes to Perona
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The scene changes to Perona<br>
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ペローナ「おいクマシー！！」
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Perona: Yo, Kumashii!!<br>
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Perona: Yo, Kumashii!!
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Kumashii: ugh…..<br>
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クマシー「おっ・・・・・・・」
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Perona: Go grab the Risky Brothers’ casket. Take it to the master’s Dance Hall. Got it?<br>
Usop: ….!! ouch…. hm? If I remember… we… were hit by the back of the Samurai’s sword
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ナミ「ここは外・・・・少し雨が降ったのね、地面が濡れてる」
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Nami: this is outside… it’s raining… the ground is wet
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チョッパー「わからねェけど今あのリス達にこの箱で運ばれる途中だったんだ」
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Chopper: I dunno, but now we’re being transported in those Risu guys’ coffins
Chopper: I dunno, but now we’re being transported in those Risu guys’ coffins
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ウソップ「うお！棺桶じゃねェか！」
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Usopp: Whaa!!! These are coffins!!<br>
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Usopp: Whaa!!! These are coffins!!
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Risky: Crap, those three woke up!! They’ll call their nakama!!<br>
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リスキー「しまった3人共目が覚めたぞ！！」「大変だ仲間を呼ぼう！！」
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Risky and the others start spritning<br>
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Risky: Crap, those three woke up!! They’ll call their nakama!!
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リスキー達ダッシュで逃げる
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Risky and the others start spritning
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Nami: This looks like.. the back of the mansion. Hogback’s lab was on the top floor…<br>
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Chopper: Hey, behind us!! There’s another building on the opposite side!!<br>
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---an incredibly huge building--<br>
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Usopp: What the hell is that!? There was a huge building on the other side of the mansion!!<br>
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Nami: I knew there was that sort of building around here. There was a passage connected to the mansion<br>
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Usopp: A passage!? It’s so wide… it’s like a forest!! …no it’s different than a forest… we were brought here while we were passed out? Were we all of a sudden brought over here towards that building?<br>
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Nami: We were probably taken by zombies<br>
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Chopper: gyaaaaa!!!!<br>
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Nami keeps heading in that direction (she has dollar signs in her eyes)<br>
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Behind them are three penguins<br>
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Penguin: 1!! 2!!! uh… 3 Good day!! We are the Penguin Zombies!! Ah… no, is that wrong? it’s Trio, Trio.. I’m a newcomer<br>
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Chopper: Why would I know the rules to your group!!<br>
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Penguin: And those behind you are the comrades of the Animal Zombies!!<br>
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Everyone: eh?<br>
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Animal Zombies: Welcome!! To Perona’s Mysterious Garden!!!<br>
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Everyone: It’s so weird, that you feel like you have to say you dislike it!!!<br>
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Animal Zombies: Well then, lend me your attention!!!<br>
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They are surrounded by the Zombies. Usopp and Chopper take damage<br>
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Nami: Chopper, Usopp!!! !?<br>
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Zombies: We’ll beat you half-to-death as well!!<br>
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Nami: Ahh<br>
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Newcomer: Cut it out!! He kicks the Zombies<br>
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Zombies: Hey, Newcomer!! What are you doing to your comrades!! The girl is the enemy!! Beat her ass!!<br>
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Newcomer: This lady doesn’t know who or where she is… even if it goes against the master’s orders…. even if I die!!! I won’t kick a lady!! If you have a problem with it, bring it on, shit-zombies!!!<br>
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The scene changes<br>
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Luffy: Hey!! Buhi!! You’re doing that again!? Huh… strange… even Zoro disappeared!?<br>
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ナミ「ここは・・・屋敷の裏手みたいね。ホグバックの研究所はあの最上階にあったから」
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Nami: This looks like.. the back of the mansion. Hogback’s lab was on the top floor…
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チョッパー「・・・おい後ろ！！反対側にもっとゴツイ建物があるぞ！！」
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Chopper: Hey, behind us!! There’s another building on the opposite side!!
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すげェでかい建物
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---an incredibly huge building--
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ウソップ「ありゃ何だ・・・！？屋敷の裏側に・・・こんなデケェ建物があったのか・・・・！！ ！」
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Usopp: What the hell is that!? There was a huge building on the other side of the mansion!!
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ナミ「・・・ここがどういう場所か分かった。あの建物と屋敷をつなぐ渡り廊下よ」
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Nami: I knew there was that sort of building around here. There was a passage connected to the mansion
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ウソップ「渡り廊下！？・・・にしちゃあ広いな！！まるで森だ！！
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・・・・いや森にしても変わってるが・・・おれ達が気を失ってる間にここへ運ばれた って事は・・ ・
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当然あっちの建物へ連れてかれるとこだったわけか」
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Usopp: A passage!? It’s so wide… it’s like a forest!! …no it’s different than a forest… we were brought here while we were passed out? Were we all of a sudden brought over here towards that building?
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ナミ「連れてかれてゾンビにされるとこだったかも！！」
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Nami: We were probably taken by zombies
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チョッパー「ギャ～～～～～～！！！」
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Chopper: gyaaaaa!!!!
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ナミはこのまま進もうとします（目が＄になってる）
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Nami keeps heading in that direction (she has dollar signs in her eyes)
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その後ろに3匹のペンギン
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Behind them are three penguins
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ペンギン「１！！」「２！！」「あ、３・・・・」
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「コンニチワ！僕ら」「ペンギンゾンビコンビ！！あ！！間違えた」「トリオだトリオ、 おれ新入り」
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Penguin: 1!! 2!!! uh… 3 Good day!! We are the Penguin Zombies!! Ah… no, is that wrong? it’s Trio, Trio.. I’m a newcomer
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チョッパー「知るか！！！そんなメンバー状況！！」
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Chopper: Why would I know the rules to your group!!
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ペンギン「そして君達の後ろにいるのが仲間の動物ゾンビ達！！」
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Penguin: And those behind you are the comrades of the Animal Zombies!!
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一同「え？」
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Everyone: eh?
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動物ゾンビ達「ようこそ！！」「ペローナ様の不思議庭へ！！」
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Animal Zombies: Welcome!! To Perona’s Mysterious Garden!!!
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一同「すっごい変なのがイヤって言う程いるー！！！」
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Everyone: It’s so weird, that you feel like you have to say you dislike it!!!
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動物ゾンビ達「それ、ケチョンケチョンにして絞りあげろ！！！」
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Animal Zombies: Well then, lend me your attention!!!
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ゾンビ達に囲まれ、ウソップとチョッパーやられる
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They are surrounded by the Zombies. Usopp and Chopper take damage
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ナミ「チョッパー、ウソップ！！！ ！？」
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Nami: Chopper, Usopp!!! !?
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ゾンビ「お前も半殺しだよォ！！！」 ナミ「あっ」
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Zombies: We’ll beat you half-to-death as well!! Nami: Ahh
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新入り「やめろ！！！！」（ゾンビを蹴る９
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Newcomer: Cut it out!! He kicks the Zombies
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ゾンビ達「おい新入り！！！仲間に何してやがる！！！敵はその女だ！！そっちをぶっ飛ばせ！！ ！」
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Zombies: Hey, Newcomer!! What are you doing to your comrades!! The girl is the enemy!! Beat her ass!!
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新入り「・・・このレディがどこの誰かは知らねェが・・・たとえご主人様の命令に背いても
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おれは死んでも！！！女は蹴らん！！！文句があるならかかって来い・・・クソゾンビ共 ！！！」
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Newcomer: This lady doesn’t know who or where she is… even if it goes against the master’s orders…. even if I die!!! I won’t kick a lady!! If you have a problem with it, bring it on, shit-zombies!!!
