Sanji: Hey, wait up, you lot! Sanji: It's true that we have to rescue Nami-san as soon as possible Sanji: But don't rush into things; we need to work out a strategy first. Luffy: Who cares about strategy, we just need to beat up that giant leek, right? Zoro: We need to make sure to purify the zombies with our shadows, too. Usopp: Don't forget about saving Nami! Franky: We need to meet up with that bone-guy too; if they set him floating out at sea before we do, we'll have no chance of finding him. Robin: Perhaps it would be better if we divided up the work, rather than trying to handle everything all together. Zoro: That's right... according to Usopp's story, the enemy boss has to be in that "Mast Tower" place, doesn't he... Zoro: But we have no idea of the whereabouts of Nami, our shadows, or Brooke. Sanji: We don't have the time to just hunt around for ages... if the sun rises, we'll be at a disadvantage. Franky: This match will be decided by dawn. Zoro: ...let's split into a group to save Nami, and a group to find Brooke. Usopp: Hey, hey, surely we can't just forget about the shadows?! Zoro: If we move about noisily, the zombies won't stay in the shadows either. Chopper: Oh! We don't have to search for the zombies because they'll be hunting us! Zoro: Yeah. We'll make it our objective to make sure Nami's safe. That's right, if you think about it, there's really no reason to fight Moria at the end; if we've got everything back, we can just get out of here! Luffy: In other words... we just have to beat up that giant leek guy, right?! Usopp: Are you even listening?! Robin: Well, shall we set off, then? We shouldn't be too slow about this, or we might end up saving two skeletons. Franky: Why do you have to think about things like that?! Usopp: But it's true that we need to hurry! We're dealing with the kind of pervert who'd attack Nami while she's in the bath, after all! Sanji: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-WHAT WAS THAT, USOPP?! Sanji: Th-that-th-that invisible-man bastard saw Nami n-n-n-nude?! Luffy: So, let's go get the meat, Nami, bones and our shadows back! Gotta finish it up before dawn! Franky: Ouw! Usopp: You guys make sure to protect me! Oh, you just TRY laying ONE FINGER on Nami-san, you invisible-man bastard...!! I'll become a demon! [Literally "fierce god"] Scene change to Oz Oz is humming and climbing the mast. Oz: Good view from up here~ Oz: I know! Let's make this my "special seat"! Oz keeps humming and climbing. Scene change to Absalom Among the attending zombies are Captain John and Jigorou Absalom looks nervous Zombie A: (whispering) A bride for Erosalom? Zombie B (whispering) Gotta be a zombie or something. Absalom: I can hear you, you know! Shut up and take a look for yourselves! Lola: Absalom!! Release me!! (she is chained up outside) Luffy: Gomu Gomu no... Zoro: Oni... Sanji: Party Table... Luffy: Gatling!! Zoro: Giri! Sanji: Kick Course!! (lots of minor zombies getting beaten around) Chopper: Wooow!! Luffy and the others are so strong~! We were having so much trouble with those! Usopp: They're doing a good job following my strategy... Franky: Those three are really going at it... Luffy: FOOD! Sanji: WHERE'S NAMI?! Zoro: Defeating me in a surprise attack... I'll beat the hell out of you zombies! Robin: Looks like they're bearing a grudge. Usopp: ! This is where Nami got captured! Chopper: Good, I can still pick up the scent! We can follow after them! Sanji: Right, let's go rescue Nami-san with full force! Ah, and I'll protect Robin-chan too! (spinning) Zoro: Oi, Franky, you must've seen which way Brooke went, right? Where was it? Luffy: Right, Zoro, Franky! I'll leave Brooke to you guys! Franky: Ouw! Leave it to us! They split into two groups Luffy's group are heading to the hall A ghost attack; they go through Sanji and Chopper Sanji: Sorry, Nami-san... I'm too useless, can't even think about saving you... Chopper: I want to be reincarnated as a normal reindeer... Usopp: What are you guys saying all of a sudden?! Robin: Those ghosts...! Luffy: Watch out, if you touch them you lose your spirit! Usopp: So that's it! That's the parasol-girl's power...! Usopp: Namariboshi! (the shot just goes straight through the ghosts) Luffy: I don't like those! Robin: They don't have any physical substance, so attacking them is useless... we should just avoid them. Robin is carrying Chopper and running; Luffy is grabbing onto Sanji's legs. Scene change to Zoro's group Zoro: It's gotta be above this tower, right?! Franky: Oi! While you're saying that, they'll be coming down the stairs! Zoro: I don't know if Brooke will be able to win against his own shadow; we should hurry! Franky: Ah, that bastard... we won't let him die! ...even though he's already dead. ???: OOOOOOoooooh!! Zoro+Franky: ?! Zoro: What was that huge voice just now...?! Franky: ....Hm? They look up Oz: AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhh!!! (He's falling down from above) Zoro+Franky: ...EH?! Scene change to Luffy's group Sanji: What was that?! Usopp: Uwaaah!! It's an ogre! That terrifying ogre is looking for a sacrifice! Usopp: Watch out, it's going to burst through that wall any moment!! Oz's hand smashes through the wall Everyone: Eh? Chopper: Gyaaaaah!! Sanji: The ground... Usopp: GYAAAAAAH!! (Sanji and Usopp are pulled by Oz and plummet) Luffy: Sanji! Usopp! Everybody: ........ *sweatdrop* Zoro: Ughhhh... Sanji: Ouch... What the hell... Franky: Uoh?! You guys too?! Usopp: A- awawawawa...... Oz: Owwww... Didn't think the floor would break... that's weird, maybe I've put on weight... Oz: Hm? (Oz and everyone look at each other) Everyone: ...!! *sweatdrop* (Usopp crying) ...and that's it.
